Strat-O-Matic Report





BOXSCORE: 2004 Chainsaw Proctologists At 2004 Santa Fe Trailer Bitc 8/17/2005

  Proctologists      AB  R  H RBI AVG     Trailer Bitches    AB  R  H RBI AVG
  L.Ford CF           5  0  1  0 .258     M.Mora SS           6  2  5  2 .325  
  T.Long LF           4  0  2  0 .317     T.Helton 1B         5  1  1  4 .371  
  J.Franco 1B         3  0  0  1 .301     R.Klesko RF         4  3  2  0 .294  
  J.Wilson SS         4  1  1  0 .289     B.Bonds LF          4  2  2  3 .331  
  C.Lee DH            4  2  3  1 .263     C.Beltran CF        5  1  1  2 .294  
  J.Vidro 2B          4  0  2  2 .356     P.Nevin DH          4  2  2  4 .304  
  S.Sosa RF           4  0  0  0 .226     E.Chavez 3B         4  0  1  0 .325  
  D.Miller C          4  1  0  0 .239     V.Wilson C          5  2  2  0 .384  
  N.Green 3B          4  0  1  0 .224     T.Walker 2B         3  3  2  1 .286  
                     -- -- -- ---                            -- -- -- ---      
         Totals      36  4 10  4                 Totals      40 16 18 16


Proctologists... 0 2 0  0 1 1  0 0 0  -  4 10  1
Trailer Bitches. 0 0 2  5 1 1  5 2    - 16 18  1

Proctologists (47-73)    IP       H   R  ER  BB  SO  HR  PC    ERA
J.Towers LOSS(5-9)        3 2/3   8   7   7   3   1   3 101   6.55
E.Ramirez                 1 1/3   5   2   2   0   0   1  23   4.99
C.Bradford                1       1   2   2   3   0   0  30  14.77
D.Weathers                2       4   5   5   2   2   2  59  10.91
Totals                    8      18  16  16   8   3   6

Trailer Bitches (76-44)  IP       H   R  ER  BB  SO  HR  PC    ERA
K.Escobar WIN(7-5)        7       8   4   3   1   5   0 129   3.02
T.Miller                  2       2   0   0   0   3   0  32   6.47
Totals                    9      10   4   3   1   8   0

ATTENDANCE- 45,530 DATE- Wednesday, August 17th 2005 TIME- Day 
T- 3:20
LEFT ON BASE- Proctologists: 6  Trailer Bitches:10
DOUBLE PLAYS- Proctologists: 1  Trailer Bitches: 1
ERRORS- N.Green, M.Mora
DOUBLES- C.Lee(31st), J.Vidro-2(20th), M.Mora(45th), V.Wilson-2(8th)
HOME RUNS- M.Mora(20th), T.Helton(32nd), B.Bonds(38th), C.Beltran(38th),
           P.Nevin-2(14th)
STOLEN BASES- J.Wilson(15th)
CAUGHT STEALING- T.Long, M.Mora
SACRIFICE FLIES- P.Nevin
WALKS- J.Franco, T.Helton, R.Klesko-2, B.Bonds, C.Beltran, E.Chavez, T.Walker-2
HIT BY PITCH- B.Bonds
STRIKE OUTS- T.Long, J.Wilson, J.Vidro, S.Sosa-2, D.Miller-2, N.Green,
             C.Beltran-2, E.Chavez
GIDP- L.Ford
WILD PITCHES- C.Bradford
WEB GEMS- Bot 8th: Jack Wilson robbed Todd Helton of a base hit.

Phil Nevin smashed 2 homeruns and had 4 RBI as the Santa Fe Trailer Bitches
clobbered the outmatched hopeless Chainsaw Proctologists, 16 to 4.

Nevin had a good day at the plate.  He cracked a solo homerun in the 5th
inning and bombed a two-run dinger (his 14th of the season) in the 7th
inning.  Santa Fe bats were very productive in the 4th inning with 5 runs on
4 hits and the 7th inning when they had 5 runs on 3 hits.  Santa Fe kept the
pressure on throughout the contest as they scored in 6 different innings.

Kelvim Escobar(7-5) was the winner allowing 4 runs in 7 innings. Josh
Towers(5-9) ended up with the loss.  He served up 3 gopher balls in 3 and 2/3
innings.